Are you sick of this bullshit? Every stupid day it's the same load of crap. Your inbox is a mess, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We need do something about this. It's time to take control!

• Report all spam emails you receive.
• Unsubscribe from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Install a good spam filter.

Don't let these lowlifes win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!

My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam

I hate getting spam. It's like an endless flood of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about the kind spam that makes me want to throw my computer.

• This spam is
• keep bombarding me with
• things I don't want to see

I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains

Go Away, and Your Annoying Spam

Are you seriously that stupid to fall for this crap? I'm tired of seeing your pitiful attempts at tricking innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.

• Take a break from spamming
• Your ads are annoying
• {Go away forever|Just go away

Get The Absolute Away From Here With That Spam

You know what really drives me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created

Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Virus that just won't Quit. You Strive to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Clown trying to sell you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Seriously, Just Get Rid of It. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a MajorSource ofFrustration.

Seriously, These Emails Are the Worst

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. Every day, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam emails that promise me website riches. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more message for weight loss pills, I’m going to lose it.

• {Seriously|Can't you guys just
• Get this crap outta my inbox!
• I'm officially deleting my email account.